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What would Jesus do? 

23%
42 deviants said Cause generations of people to partake in ritual symbolic cannibalism
22%
40 deviants said Laugh at Dan Brown
12%
21 deviants said Go into a temple and mess up the place
12%
21 deviants said Tell you to catch a fish and the fish helps you understand tax forms
11%
20 deviants said Heal a leper
7%
13 deviants said Curse a fig tree
7%
13 deviants said Steal a donkey, he did that, look it up
5%
9 deviants said Breathe life into some clay pigeons

Devious Comments

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He would first attract the leper to him.

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dA is for the literary arts, too.
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And he would give that homeless guy on the corner a whole roll of silver quarters.

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dA is for the literary arts, too.
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Damn those figs.

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Lie beside me, baby. That's an order.
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[link] wat

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Please help, I'm stuck in an unfunny signature!
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D: Wat

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Lie beside me, baby. That's an order.
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Wanna see a donkey show?

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"Did you see his arms? They were like legs!"
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Cursed fig trees!

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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie... ^^;::
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God hates figs.

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On Robert Frost and porn:
Child porn no doubt. All these artsy fartsy literary types all get off to kids ~ =XSunbeamX

He liked to put his Robert Frosting on Strawberry Shortcake? ~=Doomsday-device
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:iconnixonplz::iconsaysplz:Arooo!

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"The status quo sucks." - George Carlin
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