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Mon Apr 6, 2009, 4:12 PM
  • Mood: Agony
  • Listening to: The wind rushing through the void of my finances
  • Reading: Nature
  • Watching: The Mighty Boosh
  • Eating: Marshmallow Peeps
  • Drinking: Chrysanthemum Tea
My money which is directly deposited into my account on the first of every month has not arrived yet. I got overdrawn last month because I didn't calculate for my insurance bill, even though I thought I was being incredibly careful. Now I have $-63.45 to last me for the forseeable future. That negative sum is supposed to feed me, pay my electric bill, buy me gas so I can work, pay my car insurance bill, and cover all other expenditures. I have a $25.00 fix-it ticket and need to renew my registration. The auto insurance bill will be increased by $32 because there will definitely be an overdraft fee unless, by some miracle, my money actually arrives. Thank God I don't have to pay rent this month.


This. Fucking. Sucks. I am reduced to gathering cans and bottles from the trash to sell at the recycling center. I'd beg for money from my watchers, but I happen to know you are all starvingartists like me.

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:iconouroboroscobra:
Speak for yourself. I'm no starving artist, I'm just starving.

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:iconcel3131:
Shit, why hasn't it arrived yet? Well, I damn hope it arrives soon!

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:iconmngamojemo:
So do I. No clue why it's not here yet. It's not a good feeling.

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Please help, I'm stuck in an unfunny signature!
:iconp-u-r-i-n:
Go kick your banks ass.

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:iconthetifftiff:
Have you tried contacting the people in charge of putting the money there?

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:iconsanjouin-dacapo:
I hope the money comes in soon!

*hug* There might be some people here who can help... what is your paypal?

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:iconawdev:
Dayumn. :O Go rob a bank. Or a jeweller. Or a celebrity.

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:iconfrisiandude:
Damn, fuck. :o
I'd help if I could. In the meantime, sell your body.:nod:

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Icy all the way!
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Snowy hell, snowy hell
Icy all the way!
O what fun it is to slide
One's feet in disarray.
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:iconmngamojemo:
I haven't got one. :(

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