To keep it simple, I'll give you a list of superpowers. There's this wizard, and you save him money on car insurance by telling him to switch to Geico, and he offers you the following temp powers as a reward:
Invulnerability
Flight
Invisibility and Phasing a la Kitty Pryde
Splitting apart when you yell SPLIT a la that hilariously awful comic I got for Christmas ( [link] )
The ability to permanently change the colours of anything in the universe using only your mind- you can turn the pyramids blue or Obama purple with green stripes.
You, one of these, 24 hours. What happens next?
(I'd pick the fourth one and use it for arts, although the second one is incredibly tempting.)
Devious Comments
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The dreams and wishes of today are the deformed realities of tomorrow.
Go fuck yourself and use your high and mighty persona as your dildo. by =MDinnerParty723 Here!
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Bass Fingers.
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