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Thu Oct 9, 2008, 3:13 PM
  • Mood: Helpful
  • Listening to: The Doors
  • Reading: The Trial (Kafka)
  • Watching: Sweeney Todd
  • Eating: Snickers
I know how to solve the economic situation!

First, we get a bunch of pro football players to beat Bill Gates up and steal his money. They put it in the Treasury, because the only pay they need is the joy of beating up a nerd.

In revenge, Bill Gates h4xx0rs their bank accounts, and drains the entire product of their overinflated salaries into the National Treasury, his only motive being revenge.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE. When do I get my Nobel prize?

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:iconaldarune:
Brilliant :lol:

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:plotting: Excellent.

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:iconthetifftiff:
I'm all for that. Actually it'd be nice if all the overinflated salaries of all professional athletes could go toward the rest of us.

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:iconmngamojemo:
That would be excellent as well.

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:iconkizziesama:
I say we put this plan into action post haste! :#1:

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you are awesome

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:iconscringeheart505:
when people read this and are stunned by the simplicity of it.

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I shall get revenge...after my coffe break.
:iconawdev:
Definitely not a Nobel for Peace, but it's a cunning plan. :lol:

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